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Template:NancyDrewThanks, thanks for joining the official Nancy Drew Mystery Stories™ Fan Club!

Your vote to preserve the heritage of the classic Nancy Drew Mystery Series for Girls automatically and irrevocably enters you into a contract with Dunnit and Grosslap, the nation's premier reprinter of mystery and adventure serials for children.

For just pennies a day, you are making a contribution that will slow the decay of childhood literacy in the developed world. Kids, check out this never-before released installment of Nancy Drew!

They’re Trying to Euthanize Me, Nancy!

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