User:Matt lobster/UnNews:Greece to reject Euro for XBox Live Points

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12 May 2012

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Athens (probably), Greece -- Europe central bankers have been openly expressing views on the possibility of Greek country Greece leaving the eurozone and becoming tied to the Microsoft gaming currency.

Elections have failed to bring about a new government, with voters voting for so many different partys that the resulting graph had to include "Shocking Pink".

"Noone wants such a bright pink colour on a graph", President Karolos Papoulias told the media today, "but in times of austerity, such eventualities suddenly become a necessity."

Germany's top banker suggested it was up to Greek people to decide, but that they had to do this deciding within a framework that meant the end result was entirely in line with what Germany told them to do.

German central bank chief Jens Weidmann said: "We love the little Greeks with their togas and etc. We also like the Olympics and homosexuality."

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