User:Marx 3:16

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This is a secret passage in the bible that is actually included in GOD:an illegal immigrant?It is on disc 2's special features.God wrote this passage right after his son turned himself into a wonderbread slice.This is that passage: ' "and lo, though who smealt it dealt it." said God."That's some deep stuff" said Buddha."Too bad it's gay." Buddha proceeded."I just found this book,and it's gonna sell twice as much as the horrid bible.""Don't you mean holy bible?"said God."Yeah, but don't you want to know what book I'm talking about?""not really.""well,I guess I'll just read it aloud."

after listening to THE COMMUNIST MANIFESTO for 8 hours,God had written down nearly every 2nd word.God would later include it in his book "I am not an illegal immigrant."It bombed, but Karl Marx's rendition of it was twice as popular.Buddha went on to write the old testament,which was edited so much it is hardly readable.God then wrote a sequel,which is still being read today.