User:Martin from Czechia/Prague

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Logo of Prague

Prague (Czech Praha) is the capital and only city in Czechia. It has a population of 2M people. Everything in Prague is better than in other parts of Czechia. If you hear someone saying something other, they is from Brno and a liar.

Prague is so amazing – it has Prague Castle with the best president in the history of independent Czechia – Miloš Zeman – the other two sucked.

All of people from Czechia loves Prague because of metro. It is so amazing.

Come and see Prague – the best destination in Czechia. We will not scam you, but Romanians would. Remember, there is no Cyrilic script on Czech banknotes.

History[edit | edit source]

The city was established by the holy Mother of Czechia aka Libuše. She has a dream and saw a big city. So Czechs have built a great city that you can visit.

The big Emperor and King Charles IV. has established plenty of things – university, bridge and a part of the city. But he has anti-semitic tendences which no of Czechs would say to you.

Prague 21[edit | edit source]

There is a village called Prague 21. It is not part of what normal people mean by the term ‘Prague’. The only one that think, it is part of Prague, is streamer Selickcz.

Prague Castle[edit | edit source]

There is a big castle in Prague. It is called ‘Prague Castle’. The biggest castle in whole Czechia.

Metro[edit | edit source]

It has 3 lines (1 line in construction). It is one of many things why Prague is better than Brno.