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Afonso Henriques:
A Hero
A Warrior
A Conqueror
A Stallion
A Mom Beater
Afonso Henriques aka The Conqueror (he needed to conquer the trust of his parents to ride in their car), was the founding father of portugal, as for the mother no one heard. He is usually know as an object of pure force of good, heroism and beating up people, whenever someone says in portugal "Vamos andar á porrada" ("Let's get dangerous", yeah Darkwing Duck stole that sentence) we are imedialtely refering to the warcry of Afonso. It is speculated that George W. Bush is decendent due to the fact they both like beating up the moors.