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=the history of the number seven=

the number seven in all its foreboding glory

seven: a numeral device to say something that is between 6.9 and 7.1

what seven is[edit | edit source]

seven is a number.

deal with it

where seven originated[edit | edit source]

after six was developed researchers started research on a higher number. after many months a scientist was studying a large theoretical number (27) using marbles and dropped some of them. while picking them up he realized he had one more than six in his hand. after preserving them in a plastic chamber he then showed his discovery to the rest of the scientific community. after many more years of research they finaly created a suitable enviroment for the number seven and christened it "up-side down L but like in number terms" it was later named seven. and because of this accidental finding seven was deemed the luckiest number.

sevenology[edit | edit source]

the study of the number seven has escalated into its own division of science. the study of seven consists of two main categories. the biology of sevens and the sevens new habitat in the modern world.

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what you can do about sevens[edit | edit source]

sevens have a natural weakness towards the letter L. since a capital L is the opposite version of the number seven they usualy tend to drive eachother away. but then you will usual have an L infestation afterwards.