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Kill Bill is a three part movie series written and directed by Quentin Tarantino. The movies tell the story of *Beep* or, 'The bride', a woman (played by Uma Thurman) who has essentially been fucked over by The Deadly Viper Assassination Squad[1], a squad of deadly viper assassins. What'd they do that was so bad? They fucked her in the face with a bullet. I guess it startled her so much, she went into a coma for four years. But when she woke up, she went on what the movie advertisements refer to as a 'roaring rampage of revenge.' She roared. And she rampaged. And she got bloody satisfaction. And that's exactly where the whole gory story begins.
Volume 1[edit | edit source]
Kill Bill: Vol. 1 is the first, and more violent of the two movies that have so far come out. Including decapitation, impalements, and people wearing eye patches, this movie kicks ass. Needless to say, not for the faint of heart, but if you're looking for action, look no further. Unless of course you're on a brisk walk, and just looking to loose ten pounds, in which case you can go hop on the pussy wagon, because that's obviously what you are.
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- ↑ Bad-ass name, right?