User:Maficmagma

Maficmagma: spawned from the deepest pits of hell during the first and second days of the earth's creation.

This mutant glob of viscous magma is known to occasionally morph into a handsome college student attending universities across the nation. Don't be deceived (beauty is only skin deep!), once he captures the attention of freshman coeds, he'll seduce them back to his den where they'll be forced to join his harem of personal milk maids.

His current goals include world domination and the erradication of pasturized milk.