User:MJMyers2
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Jon Myers was born in the oceans blue in 1492. As he had not yet learned to breath water, the oceans said to him "a passing narhwale healed him." Expositon should never be switched with dialogue. All of the sudden, he appeared in space. Where the vaccum imploded his. Org. Ans. Implosions are a fallacy. What does fallacy mean?
After his first life, Jon swore off idiocy in all it's forms, including himself. Including himself. One unforseen side effect of him swearing of himself was the storm of swearing off that followed the initial swearing. Jon, swearing to never utter "swear" again, started a store called "This is news thing is A-OK" designed to buy and sell human stems. This angered the George Bush and he said "I think we should value stems". The George Bush was vanquished when Jon calmly explained that it was human stem CELLS, not human stems, that he was opposed to. Jon then destroyed the George Bush by informing him that he himself grew from stem cells. Man this is stupid. Can I start over? Sweet.
How to eat fried fryers:
- 1. How can you fry a fryer?
- 2. That's like writing on a pencil
- 3. Wait! those first two didn't count!
- 4. Stop that!!!
- 5. Don't make me poke you!
- 6. Oh, you're really askin for it!
Take 3
Take 3?! Are you some kind of amish person? Seriously. What's up with them? You wouldn't happen to have a light, would you?
Take 3 II:
Take 4
This is a disaster! what's happening to my neck?! And all of the sudden, you laugh! laugh!!!
Countdown until this article is deleted:
06:06:06
ooh! spooky!
Seriously... you got a light?
No?
Fuck a desk.