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“Man, was he great.”
“The reason why some guys turn gay!”
Lovetotearusapart, (b. January 12, 1965 d. December 31, 1999) whose birth name was forgotten by time, was a skilled polymath believed to be the only person to ever like the retro-dance movement. Although he was portuguese, he denied the existence of Portugal. A clear sign of his brilliantism.
He lived in a secluded area of a far-away land. Nobody realy knows where.
He was one of the most influential people in music history, taking an important role in such bands as New Order, being their only fan.
In his life we was said to be a musician, writer, movie director, philosopher, painter, kung-fu fighter and band-manager.
He wrote fifteen books (the most famous one is likely to be The Portuguese Breakfast - A Practical Guide.) and directed eight movies. None of them were commercially succesfull or critically acclaimed, and no copies remain.