User:Lordsmite

This is lordsmite living in his apartment, he likes to look at the t.v. when its not on

Lordsmite (Gilbert Goldstein) is one of the former clients at St.Davids home for the mentally disseased. He someday wants to rule, taco bell, with all it's cheesy tacos. And hails the flying spahgetii monster.

Life

Lordsmite was born in December 24 1967. He is the bastard child of Ern Dabis and Floyyd Goldstein (who are inanimate objects). He was a very quiet and an asshole of a child. He did horrible at school, he wasnt the smartest in the class. Often answering questions with cats and hats and pat letters that are three words and have at, at the end of them.

Early obsessions

Lordsmite has a VERY unhealthy obsession with paper, chairs, desks, tacos, shiny things, things that go boom, cat urine, and three worded letters that have at in them.

--Lordsmite 13:41, 11 October 2008 (UTC)LOrdSmiTe