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An original copy of On the Jews and their Lies.

On the Jews and Their Lies: by Martin Luther with notes from Mel Gibson.

Forward by Mahmoud Ahmadinejad[edit | edit source]

When Mel Gibson approached me and asked me to write the forward for this modern edition of On the Jews and Their Lies, I was overcome with happiness. As a small child, I had learned to hate the Jewish bastards in Israel. Eventually I found myself reading On the Jews and Their Lies and I was amazed. I thought to myself "Wow! This Martin Luther really knows where I'm coming from. Sure he might be an infidel from Europe, but at least he's antisemitic". In the years following the creation of Israel, we have seen the true evils of Judaism. Before, many had suspected that evil practices were going on behind the black gates of synagogues, but now that the Jews have their own country, the dark rituals of Judaism are out in the open. I won't go into what those practices involve; I'll leave that for my good friend Mel. I just hope that this modernized version of On the Jews and their Lies will open your eyes as to the evils of Judaism and the never ending circle of lies that surround it.

Part 1: The Jews[edit | edit source]

Part 2: The Final Solution[edit | edit source]

Part 3: A Modern Approach to Antisemitism by Mel Gibson[edit | edit source]