User:LongLiverh3:UnNews:Crash only mechanical failure, entire nation breathes sigh of relief

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16 September 2009

UNITED STATES- A great day in our nation's history occured today when, after massive research and speculation, a horrific train crash was proven to be the fault of a bolt falling slightly out of place. "We were so scared.", a middle-aged woman exclaimed after the incident. "We thought it was terrorists."

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