User:LongLiverh3/Why?:Not?
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That's true. Whenever people tell you to not do something, they are always destroying your life! They can't monitor your activities! Why not stick a ferret up your ass? Why not jump off a million foot cliff into water full of predatory leeches? Why not stick your dick in a toaster? If you want to do it, do it!
But why should I just do what I want to? Shouldn't there be some guidelines or boundaries?[edit | edit source]
Oh god, a reasonable person. I hate you guys. You see, when a person, such as you, screws up their life by doing reasonable things (such as fishing in the creek, eating toast, etc. etc.,) they go to Hell when they die. That really sucks.