User:Lollipop/Adopted

Hello, Lollipop/Adopted. This is a message bidding a welcome and hello from your adoptee, Pleb Sir Lollipop of Canada.

Your time as the adopted will be a fun and great time, with lots of food, booze, girls, and sex. However, the rules state that noobs are barred from any of this, and have to be stuck with gruel, Fresca, Rosie O'Donnell, and toy fucking.

I will help you shortly with the basics. A signature, a first article, and a pee review.

Good day, and enjoy being my slave noob.