User:Leoispotter/Uncontroversially Evil

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Hey there everybody! It's me, your neighborhood friendly devil! I'm here to tell you all about the positive benefits of sex, drugs, rape, abortion and evil!!!!1

Hold on a sec, did I just offend you?[edit | edit source]

You look offended. I really didn't mean to anger you. Yes, I'm the devil, but I'm not a jerkass. You see, I don't really follow these political issues much, so if rape isn't considered "P.C" around here then I sincerely apologize. I merely mentioned those things because I find them fun. What do you mean they aren't fun? Well, what do you consider fun?