User:Legolas11/Obama Wants Gays In The Military
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11 October 2009
It's official, Barack Obama is the world's first gay, married, black man. He is considering ending the Don't Ask Don't Tell policy for his proposed, Get Me Drunk And Find Out Policy, which would allow gay men and women to join the military and turn it into a little liberal sissy academy used to brainwash our children and sleep with Al-Qaeda. One would imagine how many people are upset by this liberation, Rush Limbaugh for one, "Now who the hell am I supposed to persecute. First you give blacks rights, then women, now this, what the hell is wrong with you people, next thing you know you'll want them all to be able to see 'doctors'." Local gay men Liam McBuff responded to the news by saying, "Oh this is just fabulous, I just hope those rough little guns don't chip my nails, I just got a peticure. Oh golly I'm getting myself all worked up, excuse me I have to go see my life partner." Let the record also show that he did this in the stereotypically high whiny gay man voice.
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