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THE TUNISIAN ASS WORM

The Tunisian Ass Worm is a very unpleasant parasitic infection. A thourough description of the Tunisian Ass Worm is available at www.leechhunter.com [1]. The Tunisian Ass Worm is usually contracted in water contaminated by slugs and fecal material, and especially in Tunisia! Leech Hunter travel division advises wearing mesh stockings over your special parts if you venture into slug and fecal infected Tunisian waters. Symptoms of a Tunisian Ass Worm infection include explosive diarrhea, excessive itching, all around crankiness. How to get rid of the Tunisian Ass Worm? Well, hospitals offer an unpleasant invasive procedure. Home removal involves the use of kerosene, a small fishing reel, a butane lighter, and WD-40.