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Mista Pwnzor Manning

While it is very hard to get your hands on a picture of him, here is an artist's deception. Or is it perception? Or even perspective? Who knows.

An excellent Philosophy teacher who resembles Lost's bald guy.
If Santa gave out stars, he'd give Mr. Manning five and a half.

While we see crashes in the stock market and stuff-ups in Mr. Manning's classes during such a troublesome era, we can reassure ourselves that there are worse times and worse events..... Well, not really, but on with the show anyway.

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History:

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Mr. Manning is rumoured to be over 900 years old. Yoda, who is 896 years old, is rumoured to resemble our little Mr Manning in several significant features, inclusive of ears, hair, wrinkles and attitude.

Yoda after one of Mr Manning's philosophy classes.

Mr. Manning started work at Varra Yalley Dyslexic School sometime before 1996. People have speculated and ejaculated that he was Mr Lyncough's Governess for a number of steamy years in the lead up to his actual beginning in the field of Philosophy and English. This is quite an interesting speculation because Governesses are always known for their ability to teleport inbetween realms and stick two unseeminly similar words together to form one.

It gets better. When you combine Philosophy and English together, you get Englosophy, a sport played by retarded morons and dropouts of philosophy... we all know who they are. Much like when you combine 'Lost' with 'Big Brother', you get 'Crap'.