User:Larochefoulecamo/Elder

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Elder's currently the eldest of my favorite bands. Guess why? Seems like Nick's living in Germany now, the place of happy Germans giddily saving their friends from the Eastern bloc by shoving them around using refurbished snowplowers in the midst of a summer's quiet afternoon. Let's hope he reflects on such floating worlds which were inaccessible to him in Boston's vicinity, now a time of elder lore for him. But seriously though, the music I've heard from Elder (I've been cheating and only youtubed the one with the naked chick longing at the nothingness -- oh yeah, that was Dead Roots Stirring -- though I'm not sure, it gets on my nerves, geez), is like the epicest epic thing while you listen to it, especially -- and I mean very especially, the one with the German title I don't even know what it is. Hell yeah, Samurai dudes fighting to this in hyperspace, Sonntag was just written for that.

Staving off truth written from ancient tongues hanging around in trees, I then cross the alps with the almighty imaginary lizardmen I picture to the myriadic and magnificent sound Of a thousand hands beating a drum I'm myself am standing On.