User:LachGraham

Lach Graham. I am what many would call a person. But I swear, these allegations are just as false as the allegations about Bill Clinton and Monica Lewinsky...hehehe...

Background

Hell, I am so lazy I don't even HAVE a background. I just appeared one day for the sake of annoying people. Much like the Crazy Frog, what the hell was the deal with that? Now it's a fucking "song"! Can you believe a digital frog impersonating a moped was more fucking popular than Elvis?

Contributions

Anything useless. Possibly including yourself. Yeah! That's right, bitch!

To do list

• Your Mum
• Your sister
• Your Mum a second time

Quotes

• "I wish I had a good quote, so that I could could put it in my uncyclopedia page"
• "Don't worry, I will pass THIS report card...whaddaya mean 'D'?!"

Trivia

• I don't have any trivia
• No seriously, I don't
• I am serious, stop reading these damn things!
• Jeez...