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If Bernard Shaw and Emily Dickenson had a lovechild, I would be the result.

I wonder if anyone's ever complained that Charles Dickens wasnt "Dickensian" enough?

If the term "Dikensian" came from Charles Dickens, why don't we have the term "Dickensonian" From Emily Dickenson?

Sadism came from the Marquis De Sade...

Why do people say things are Draconian like it's a bad thing?

Do these people also not like dragons?

I think dragons were just exaggarated dinosaurs. Firebreathing my ass!

Were there dinosaurs from the Triassic or Cretaceous periods in Jurassic Park?

What kind of park doesn't have swings?

Why is the term "Swinging Singles" when you have to be in a relationship to swing?

I bet Jesus was a swinger.