User:King of Wiki

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For over thirteen years I have been reasearching unusual cases of unusuality, which describes the unusual forms of certain unusuals, such as the unusual alligator, also known as the crocodile. Take a look-see at the individual, unucusal cases of more particular unusuals that are unusually popular in modern science.

Research and development have concluded that Gollum is, by far, the most unusual case of humanoid species -- ever. Considering the fact that Gollum even exists is unusual.
Kenny is also an unusual humanoid. In almost every episode he is in he dies, yet in the next episode he comes back to life. And dies again. And Stan and Kyle mourn his death with tasteful words (which in South Park is "Oh my God!" and "You bastards!"). And for some reason, these tasteful words have become a catch phrase in popular culture, particularly among middle-schoolers who play RuneScape."

The thing about this guy - this R. Crumb - is that he performs unusual stunts in his own unusual world of unusualness, such as this drawing he made on a character called "Mr. Natural". Ironically, Mr. Natural was one of the only ordinary characters that was actually one of the most popular. Yes, indeed.

These are unusual things. Join me next time to find out if George Bush and Cheney were seperated at birth for some unusual reason, then met for the very first time on a school field trip of unusualness, and unusually tried to decapitate one another until they found out that they each shared the same scar.