User:Kevinthecruel/Rock Band Genesis Scheduled for 2011
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28 March 2010
Rock Band:Genesis Scheduled to come out in 2011
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The People who bought you those other rockband video games bring forth a new one.
Tokyo,Japan 03/27/2010 The Makers of Rock Band:Metalica and Areosmith and The Beatles have decided to create Rock Band:Genesis for Slavestaion 3 Sex-Box 360 and even Nintendo Pii.The game will feature 30 songs from the prog rock band from when Peter Gabriel was lead till when Phil Collins took Lead.There's even a mini game called"Be like Phil" where you unlock more songs by complaining that you want to be the singer of the band.If you can make the complain-o-meter rise to 150 then you unlock an additional 10 songs including "prick of the tale" and "Pants on a volcano"but wait there's more if you whine too much to Steve Hacket and make the complain-o-meter reach 200,you unlock the all of the songs from Genesis including "I feel something in my ass tonight(oh lord)"and even the stuff phil collins did for that bad Walt Disney movie.Takamo Yakomba,maker of the game, said when asked about this new game"I wanted to come up with the worst game I possibly could just to piss off those little pricks that like ROCK BAND.Give me you hard earned money hahaha ha ha".When Peter Gabriel was asked about how he liked the new video game he just replied"A flower?"then drunk down a whole bottle of windex.Takamo Yakomba said that if this becomes big they will do POP Star:Shakira and Rock Band: Megadeth both titles are scheduled out in Japan even as this article is being read.YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED.