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The briefcase from Pulp Fiction is a motherfucking lame-ass fan theory and urban legend about what are the contents of the briefcase from the 1994 motherfucking awesome movie Pulp Fiction

How the theory started[edit | edit source]

It was simply started by some Tarantino loving troll on the Internet. That,believe it or not is actually all I need to motherfucking say since it is the motherfucking truth. And if you say I'm lying,I dare you to say it one more goddamn time. In fact, I double dare you motherfucker or else this will happen:

Fan theories[edit | edit source]

The number one motherfucking theory about the briefcase is that it contains Marvellous's soul. It also tries to connect to the scene where Marvellous wears the band-aid,covering where he was cut to let his "soul" out of him. MOTHERFUCKING FALSE! The next fan theory is that it contains drugs just because some were used in certain scenes of the movie. Of course MOTHERFUCKING FALSE again! The last fan theory is that it contains two batteries and a lightbulb. This is the motherfucking truth dumbass motherfuckers!

Quentin Tarantino on the briefcase[edit | edit source]

Quentin told the news it was whatever the viewer wanted it to be. This was false since said above,there were two batteries and a lightbulb inside. But does the lightbulb look like a bitch?

In conclusion[edit | edit source]

This whole urban legend and fan theory is not a Royale with Cheese. It is PURE MOTHERFUCKING BULLSHIT! And if you think that the cussing in this article is unfunny,unneccesory,and immature,YOU ARE MOTHERFUCKING BULLSHIT TOO!

Spongebob on the briefcase[edit | edit source]

Even something as innocent as Spongebob Squarepants hates the lame-ass urban legend.