User:Ketchup Boss/Taco (singer)
Taco Ockerse (yes that's his real first name) is an Indonesian singer and vampire impersonator known for hit cover of the political Russian song, "Putin on the Ritz" in 1982 (yes Putin was just as popular as he was then as he is now). He later died from sucking too much blood from a girl's tits at Taco Bell(see below).
Early life[edit | edit source]
Taco was born in an Indonesian taco shop in 1955, hence his name. His parents were overweight, although Taco growing up, never was. He graduated from the College of Mexican Foods in Mexico.
Singing career[edit | edit source]
Taco became a singer in the year 1982 to express his love of politics, swing music, old movies, and vampires altogether with his one and only hit single cover of the song "Putin on the Ritz". Take that politics Bob Dylan! But he was still yet another case of the 80's one-hit wonder disease of the early 80's.
Vampire impersonating career and death[edit | edit source]
Taco started to impersonate both Dracula and Nosferatu just for some more money since he wasn't rich anymore. This lead to an rather odd controversy. Unfortunately, he died from sucking too much blood from a female Taco Bell employee's tits.
Discography[edit | edit source]
Putin on the Ritz: RCA 1982 on 666 speed record.