User:Ketchup Boss/Silent Bob
“Slenderman?”
“Chumlee?”
Silent Bob is the son of Teller from Penn and Teller fame. He is also a professional slacker. Despite the fact he is the son of Teller, he looks more like Penn because he is lazy. Also he likes Cheetos and other junk food. Only a few other things are known about him. And he isn't a circus performer, either. Maybe because he is always fucked up.
Early life[edit | edit source]
Silent Bob was born in Silent Hill, New Jersey in 1968. Despite being the son of Teller,he never learned anything because Teller was silent as fuck,thus earning his nickname. He soon dropped out of college along with his pal Jay to become a "clerk". But this only started many problems for his world.
Career[edit | edit source]
Being the disrespectful dumbass he is, he got fired being a store clerk right after two weeks.
Right now[edit | edit source]
He is a homeless rapper who sells drugs. He is now even "world famous". Quentin Tarantino is a fan of his rapping. Other critics don't,though.
Death[edit | edit source]
He is not dead.