User:Ketchup Boss/Licorice

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“It's a bittersweet symphony.”

~ The Verve on Licorice
What licorice is REALLY made out of.

Licorice is a type of candy invented by Willy Wonka when he dried liquor,coffee,and milk chocolate combined. And it has a unique taste,too.

Uses[edit | edit source]

Melting licorice can be used for a sweet yet bitter sauce,and can replace cranberry sauce for Thanksgiving. It can also be used as a cigarette without the toxins,just like nicotine gum. But,of course, the most common use for licorice is candy.

The Bitter Controversy[edit | edit source]

This happened when Twizzler's tried to steal the ingredients from Mr. Wonka himself. They were soon sued, and Willy turned them into giant blueberries. But this also happened:

Reception[edit | edit source]

Unlike most bizarre foods,licorice has a unique but good at the same time taste. Good for panda above!