User:Ketchup Boss/Leader of the Pack
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The leader of the pack was a white guy who hung around The Notorious B.I.G. from 1991 to 1997. He is known for drinking alcohol infused ginger ale while riding his motorcycle, and being an immature brat.
Early days[edit | edit source]
The leader was born in 1971 to Evil Knievel and his pretty but freaky at the same time "wife" Budd Dwyer. As a child, many people thought that he was a juvenile delinquent because of his "gangsta" like behavior. He was soon kicked out of school for beating up the principal after he didn't let him show off his mad skills. But that's the true meaning of being a bad boy, isn't it? Now THAT'S pure *Caucasian gangsta! Anyways he fell into tough times. He started to hang out in the "wrong side of town",which of course was Detroit,Michigan.
Later life[edit | edit source]
As a teen, he fell into dangerous gang activity and did heroin. Despite this, he was a chick magnet who stole the hearts of The Spice Girls. He stole a Harley Davidson motorcycle from a San Francisco bike shop where he later died in a motorcycle accident. He soon met Biggie in the Skid Row section of Los Angeles, California. He was then shot by Biggie after a motorcycle race where Biggie lost the race. The anger was over when the leader of the pack gave some Kentucky Fried Chicken to the Notorious B.I.G. The leader of the pack soon became a rapper who released his first and only album Putting the Cock into Caucasian in 1994 on Bad Honky records.It was a critical sucess winning two Grammy Awards.
Death[edit | edit source]
One of the Spice Girls warned him to be careful but he didn't listen on a rainy day and died on the pavement. The funeral was held the same day as The Notorious B.I.G.'s in Brooklyn, New York. Meanwhile, in Heaven, God doesn't know either to send both to stay here, or go to Hell. We sure wish these two gangstas' will stay in Heaven, despite being still kind of bad. But luckily,*nobody cares.
The song[edit | edit source]
The Spice Girls made a hit song about him in 1997 called "The Leader of the Pack" after his name. Here it is. Oh, and by the way the band members changed their names AND members. Whores.
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