User:Ketchup Boss/Kopi Sotiropulos

Sure you people most likely don't know who the hell I'm even talking about, but this is important. No matter how big of a joke this seems, this is real. See this man? I swear to god he called my blessed President Barack Hussein Obama a nigger who probably couldn't handle a unit of alcohol a few days ago when I ran into him at a local McDonalds restaurant. This is not even a article this is for worldwide controversy span! I know all of you think I'm lying even though this is the truth. He also muttered under his breath, "I don't particularly like black people."

OH FUCK!