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Creepypastas are so called "true stories" about scary topics that should not to be confused with urban legends. Below is a list of all of the so called "Creepypastas" is alphabetical order.


Ben Drowned[edit | edit source]

Ben Drowned is a cursed copy of the video game Legend of Zelda:Ocarina of Time that was haunted by a dead boy named Ben. The truth is it is a bootleg hacked version of the game created by a immature college student while snorting cocaine. The glitches were there because it was so cheap and low quality.

Candle Cove[edit | edit source]

Candle Cove is a short lived psychological horror comedy experimental television series created for children that was about pirates that ran briefly in 1971 and 1972 in the small town of Ironton,Ohio. The "final episode" of the series showed the puppet characters screaming their heads off acting like psychopathic maniacs while a girl,Janice is crying in the background. The truth is this television series was created by Captain Beefheart to experiment with film. The series was soon cancelled for having children getting hallucinated.

Herobrine[edit | edit source]

Herobrine is a hacked bootleg character on the popular computer game Minecraft that has a character,Herobrine that looks just like Steve,just with white eyes. I mean seriously! What type of immature wimps would be scared of this shit!?

Jeff the Killer[edit | edit source]

Jeff in reality

Jeff the Killer is probably the most stupid Creepypasta of all time. The story is about Jeff, a teenage boy who gets bullied and becomes a depressed and then psychopathic emo serial killer. The truth, is that this came from a controversial Marilyn Manson music video from 1998 about him being a happy little kid until he got bullied and became more depressed and then went on a murdering spree. Not to be confused with the ending of Pearl Jam's "Jeremy" music video where teenage children are all splattered in blood.

Mereana Mordegard Glesgorv[edit | edit source]

Mereana Mordegard Glesgorv is a Creepypasta about a cursed YouTube video about a Hispanic man staring directly into your soul. The truth is, this man is just a creepy photoshopped image of Geraldo Rivera from the late 70's with some fake blood.

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The Rake[edit | edit source]

The Rake is a serial killer who, of course, murders his victims with a rake. This Creepypasta is a parody of the New Orleans Axe murders of 1919 in where a unknown serial killer murders his victims with a axe. NOTE:This following section was made by Captain Obvious.

Russian Sleep Experiment[edit | edit source]

The Russian Sleep Experiment is the only Creepypasta that is true and is scary. It is about five World War II scientists who perform many tasks to see if prisoners will get nightmares at night, such as showing them the dead corpse of Anne Frank and twerking with the infamous early 40's big band female trio The Andrews Sisters. This invented the horror of twerking before Miley Cyrus got her hands on it.

Squidward's Suicide[edit | edit source]

Squidward's Suicide is a long lost episode of Spongebob Squarepants that actually exists in which Squidward gets so annoyed by Spongebob that he puts himself to death with a gunshot.

Suicide Mouse[edit | edit source]

Just when you thought there were only minor hidden Disney messages.

Suicide Mouse is a long lost 1930's Mickey Mouse cartoon that Walt Disney created after he took a overdose of Mickey Mouse pills causing him to go crazy and commit suicide right after the cartoon was created.

Winkler's Revenge[edit | edit source]

Winkler's Revenge is a Creepypasta about middle school English teacher Francis Winkler murdering one of his students after he posted on Uncyclopedia that he was gay,retarded,ugly,and fat. This, of course is true.

See also[edit | edit source]

Suicide, Francis Winkler, Urban Legend