User:Kamikaze Pie

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Pie[edit | edit source]

In the beginning, there was pie, it rose from the murky depths of a Japanese business. Later, a few days after the beginning, a Kamikaze Pie rose from Mt. Everest. It then proceeded to Kamikaze into helpless prey in Bacontopia.

The Death of Pie[edit | edit source]

After a few days, the United States decided to do something. The UN refused to do anything about the Kamikaze Pie Plane and they were obliterated. They had it coming to them... The U.S. unleashed it's UFO arsenal that they didnt want the public to know about. They obliterated the tiny plane...

The Kamikaze Pie Plane after it's destruction at the hand of UFO's