User:Kalir/storyepic14
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| Epic of Stories | Score: 25 | Moves: 20 |
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>finish mime off YOU GET YOUR SECOND WIND AND RUSH FORTH, STRIKING THE MIME BRUTALLY IN THE SKULL WITH THE M-CART, ENDING IT'S LIFE. IT LETS OUT A HIDEOUS SCREAM, CONSISTING OF EVERY SOUND IT HAS EVER HEARD, EXCEPT ALL AT ONCE, AND IF YOU TAKE ALL THE NOTES FROM PINK FLOYD'S DARK SIDE OF THE MOON AND PUT THEM TOGETHER AND OVERLAP IT WITH THE SCREAM, IT SOUNDS LIKE A VERY NAUGHTY WORD. ANYWAY, YOU'VE GOT A DEAD MIME BEFORE YOU, AND THE ATTENTION OF JUST ABOUT EVERYONE AROUND YOU. SOME PEOPLE LOOK RATHER THANKFUL, OTHERS HORRIFIED, BUT THE MOST NOTABLE RESPONSE WOULD BE THE LAW ENFORCEMENT INDIVIDUALS LEVELING THEIR LASER RIFLES AT YOU. THINK FAST! > | ||
Suggested courses of action[edit | edit source]
- First, call a giant (Godzilla size) bigfoot to come hang out with you. Then, get a sandwich. Then, call down to the San Fransisco, and have a mime fedex'd to you. Replace the dead mime and go to live in the sewers.
- Explosive Murder (1 AP, 8 MP) --Lt. High Gen. Grue The Few The Proud, The Marines 03:34, 10 June 2008 (UTC)
