User:Kaedeminami
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This espresso is, rather unfortunately, completely and utterly Ape-Shit Crazy. Its boomingness and clammyness do nothing to aid this. The sockpuppeteer is Ape-Shit Crazy, and reigns champion at the zoo. If you attempt to pasteurize this, you will (in a most unimpressed manner) become Ape-Shit Crazy yourself. Or else the editors at Uncyclopedia will eat your hair!!!!!! |
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“She literally made me stop eating foods that were shaped like dicks. No hotdogs, no popsicles. You know how many foods are shaped like dicks? The best kind!”
“You're crazy and stupid? Dammit!”
“Dude! That means that by some fate we were paired together and she thought of me. Thought of me enough to want me to be responsible for the entire funness of her party! She wants to fuck me! She wants my dick in and around her mouth!”
“KA-TIE!!! Murumo is manipulating you again! Well, he makes his shit out of you!”
“I've had it with those MOTHERFUCKING mugloxes on a MOTHERFUCKING mug!!”
She was just making fun for the rest of her life but she always fail. As always, she would be a mermaid or something, or a sea creature like SpongeBob.
Crazy Friends[edit | edit source]
Katie has a strange life because her entire stupidity embarrassed people. But her friends does not get embarrassed because they do the same. They also embarrass people. Sometimes, Azumi, is embarrassed by her rival, Katie. Sometimes, they get fucked up. On her life, she turns into mini mode. She thought that it might be fun when it was so small but she was now fucked, pwned, and she embarrassed herself. With her stupidity and clumsiness, everybody gets into trouble. Sometimes, Dylan pwns Azumi so they can stay forever. Katie doesn't care so she pwns her again. She was just typing all of her life.
Appearance and Bio[edit | edit source]
Katie is a girl who wears some heart dresses (which makes her a crazy heart princess) and always makes her hair with two ponytails. She wanted to go to school with Dylan together. Azumi pwns her when she saw these two together.
Azumi just think that Dylan might be a fucker when he will love Katie, so he was just Katie's secret admirer. At some time, Katie became a maid. As soon as Dylan was almost rich, Azumi bought beautiful clothes. Katie was always happy but she can't go to a mansion when she was dressed like that. Because Azumi was very grumpy, brash and mostly fucking impatient, she said: "Fucking fuckers don't go to the mansion, like you!" As soon as Azumi left...
Well, Katie just realized that she embarrassed everybody especially herself. She just fucked everything up, and made everyone mad to her. Sometimes, she had a friend named Etsumi, who thinks she is not a fucker.
Oops, this might be not a fucking biography! Well, fuck you. Sometimes, she says "Fuck this, fuck that, well fuck you! Do you think I'm a stupid whore?" because she gets angry. Sometimes, she just lays on her bed and think of some fucking wishes. Then she was pwned when she dreamt about Dylan getting angry to Katie. Sooner or later, she started to run away. Azumi seemed to ruin her day, huh?
Mirmo pwns[edit | edit source]
When Mirmo doesn't get what he wanted, he just hip attacks her. This is how he pwns Katie. Well... she had strange dreams when people say to her that anything she had was stupid and then she must make everything funny. Mirmo can help Katie on these. Sometimes... hmm... she can just faint. Now... she just wanted to be... :P
Hmm?[edit | edit source]
Well, she might had millions of questions she must ask, but she needs a fortune-teller. Until she asks: "Will Dylan pwn me???" and then the answer is: "I don't know! I just made a stupid answer! I don't know if yes or no. Well, don't let me say 'yes, I mean, no! No, I mean, yes!' and I will get tired for that so... maybe!"
Katie was really tired when Mirmo pwns her using hip attack. The end.