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GG Allin[edit | edit source]

GG Allin is the God of the new age and should be worshiped thusly. Also known as Plumpy McStinkerson, he was brought to us by NAMCO, the makers of Mortal Kombat and other fine restaraunts. Known to most as a mere "shock rocker" who produces loud and obscene noise whilst thrashing about, covered in his own blood and feces, G. G. Allin is approximately twelve thousand years old and is made out of candy.

A pair of undetermined creatures engaged in typical GG Allin worship

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