User:Jupiterfox/Angelica Pickles
“That's my little princess!”
“WHY, WHY THE TORTURE? Nobody ever pays attention to me! And Angelica's cool sometimes!! WHY?!?”
Angelica Pickles, better known by spoiled brat (b. April 9 1988), is a popular child actress on the show on Nickelodeon called Rugrats.She is known as being a bully to the other children on the show, like Tommy, Chuckie and Phil and Lil, stealing their toys and raping them. Especially Chuckie. She is also the boyfriend of the music star R Kelly. Actually, she is the rape victim of R Kelly. But she likes being raped by him.
Birth and Childhood[edit | edit source]
Angelica was born in a hospital. It was in the year 1988, to Drew and Charlote Pickles. Drew was a gay homosexual sripper at a club to put bread on the table.Her mother was a business woman who worked at home cold calling people selling them glow in the dark condoms.
“Angelica was a good girl. Sure, she was spoiled sometimes, but putting her in solitary confinement was a little bit of jumping the shark. So, why do it?”
Angelica grew up as a normal child. Charlottes condom selling business soon became lucrative and Angelica became a rich child. She is very spoiled and her parents buy her hundreds and hundreds of toys. They also don't punish her alot because they dont want to be mean and end up in jail because of child abuse. Angelica also drew up eating cookies. It was the first solid food she ate and she became addicted to them. She became a cookie junkie. Her whole died consisted of cookies. Her parents tried to give her vegetables as a kid but they wanted to make Angelica happy. They knew children liked sweeets so they jsut kept letting her have cookies. Angelica was also spoiled as a young child, receiving lots of games and toys.
Therfore, she is greedy, gluttonous and selfish. She also suffered obesity when she was 9 because of eating massive amounts of cookies. She was lucky becuase her parents were able to afford lyposuction. However, when she got 12, she got obese again, so Drew and Charlotte had to get lyposuction again. They were tired of spending money so after that they decided to gang rape Angelica everytime she ate sweets. They would know she ate sweets everywhere she went because they had a mini camera injected into her brain so they could spy on her. That is the reason that she is so thin as a teen and a preteen in the rugrats spin off all grown up. In early childhood, she bullied her cousin Tommy and his friends because she is a spoiled bitch. She would do things like steal thier toys, beat them up and lie to them about facts of life. One time she told tommy and chucky they could get sucked down the drain if they took a bath. But its not really her fault she is spoiled.
Education[edit | edit source]
In elementary school she ate all the cookies at snacktime and gave all the children wedgies and make them drink her pee. She continued to be spoiled and nasty. She got all fs in school because she wasnt disciplined enough to sit in her seat and listen.The teacher told her parents about it but they felt the teacher was just an asshole so they let angelica get away with her bad behavior. This continued throughout middle school and high school.In middle school she acted like a steryotypical teen buying expenive clothes and rare purses.She spent 300 dollars every 3 days buying crap.Her middle school life was shown in the rugrats spin-off all grown up.Eventually Angelica dropped out of High School at 17 at grade 10.She wasnt stupid.She was just lazy and spent all her time getting drunk and shooting needles up her arm.
She got in Drexel University at 18 because her parents forged her high school transcript because they wanted her to get a good job.Once she got there she simply didnt do any work and had lesbian sex with the women there and drinking kegs.In fact,she had a noticable beer belly becuase she would get wasted and eat pizza so often.She hired Chucky Finster who was a high school senior to do her homework.He was a genius so college work was easy for him.She payed him by giving him blowjobs every weekend.
She stayed there for 7 years simply partying and doing no work.After awhile chucky got tired of doing her work because he was getting bored of all the blowjobs from her.He was sick of angelica and wanted to get anal sex from other girls.So Angelica started failing.Her parents realized she was failing and partying all the time so they dropped her out of college and got her a job working at Mcdonalds.She did well at mcdonalds though.Her manager gave her a promotion because she came up with the idea of giving customers her tasty breastmilk on thier burgers for only 2 more dollars.
Career[edit | edit source]
As explained above,Angelica worked at mcdonalds when she was a young woman.When she was about 4 years old,she made a singing career and released her own album to build off her popularity from rugrats called Angelica Sings.It was produced by P. Diddy because he needed new acts for his bad boy label.Her album went gold because people thought it was cute and adorable.She only made that one album and lived off the sales from it.At 10 years old,her album was dropped from the music charts because people got tired of it and listend to Miranda Cosgrove instead.So it stopped making money.When she was 24 she became a model.She got hired by Vogue and Playboy magazine to do various nude shots..At 35,she stopped modelling becuase she thought she was getting too old.So she got an accounting job at Bank of America.She only got this job because her father Drew pulled strings for her.She had no marketabale skills at all excpept for squirting breast milk on burgers at mcdonalds.
Personality[edit | edit source]
Angelica is a spoiled, yet gluttonous and incompetent ruler of the Rugrats. Renowned for her great obesity and simple mind, she is widely regarded as the nost interesting cartoon character ever. Her hobbies include getting drunk on wine and various other alcoholic beverages, eating cookies, forcing babies to give her toys,and begging her parents for hundreds of toys. Despite her evil and gluttonous demeanor, Angelica is noted for having some courage and being good.For example,she let Tommy into her secret club in one episdode of rugrats.