User:Jordanspiel

This user is not HIV positive.

Member of the Order

This user is American …and unabashedly proud of it! (List of American Uncyclopedians)

This user is a Registered User and they can upload images and move pages, whoopdie freakin doo.

Uncyclopedia:Babel us-N This user is a native speaker of American English. us-N de-E This user only speaks Deutsch because it was a required course in school. de-E ao-X This user only speaks AOLer enough to seduce native AOLer speakers . ao-X ah-0 This user does not understand Asshat (or understands it with considerable difficulties). ah-0 fr-E This user only speaks Français because it was a required course in school. fr-E gb-P This fucker speaks Gibberish heavily laced with profanity that would make a fucking asshole sailor blush from all the g*******d blasphemy. gb-P ht-A Yah meeht nawt beh abble tew undersvand zis usehr behkuz zey zpeek HTML whif und estreemleh theuck akzent. ht-A