User:Johnny Shiz/My chinese mommy
Herro i am a first grade of america but my mommy is of china.
homework[edit | edit source]
my mommy gives me extra homework. if i dont rike it she srap me.
srap butt[edit | edit source]
mommy rike srap butt when i get probrem wrong on math. she sometime use hand to srap but most of times she use one chop rurer. it hurts a rot and i think shes evir when she srap me.
daddy sraps me too, sometime when mommy srap me i go to daddy and ask him to srap mommy. it never works ;(
being rocked up in street[edit | edit source]
my mommy say if i ever get B on test, she rock me in one chop cage and she put cage in street. and give no food. or appel joos. it is realy scarey but i am most scard of no toilet in cage. how wirr i go niao niao or boom boom if no toilet? in my pants maybee?
no googer in china[edit | edit source]
mommy says rurer of china brock googer in china. no googer, no yootoob, no poo beer to. mommy says poo beer is brock becus peepur in china make meme of compear poo beer and rurer of china. and she likes me to rern a resson, yu dont burry rurer of china. becus if yu burry rurer of china, yu go to gulag.