User:John Lydon/RPG/8

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No, you're not going to get raped. Just calm down. This is an amazing story about one man's quest to find out the truth about.... Wait..... What's that behind you?! Oh, God!!Oh, no!! LOOK OUT!!!!

But it's too late. A giant, hideously evil monster with four penises grabs hold of you from behind. He forces you onto the ground and sodomizes you until you black out from the seering pain.


Ittybitty bullet.PNG You have been ass raped. Start over.