User:John Lydon/RPG/30

Stopping for a moment to fix your hair, you casually saunter over to the hot chick. "Hey baby. How you doin'." "Get lost asshole." Obviously things are not going as you envisioned them. You decide to be a little more persistant. "How's about me and you head on over to the horse stable and you show me the town if you know what I mean." The hot chick is obviously annoyed. "That's it? That's your best line? Take you to the horse stable and show you the town??! What a loser!" With that, the hot chick turns her back on you.

Remembering a story you heard once about Rome not being built in a day or something, you decide to get straight to the point with this chick. "Look baby, are we gonna do it or wh...." before you can finish the sentence the hot chick whirls around and jabs a sword right into your chest. You die almost instantly. Your dead body is left to rot in the street for days. Finally a stray dog happens by and rapes your lifeless corpse. Also, a Grue shows up out of nowhere and eats your dead body.

You have been murdered. And raped....Oh,and eaten by a Grue. Start over.