User:John Lydon/RPG/27
You clumsily fumble around in your backpack, looking for your magic book of spells. Flipping quickly to page twenty four, you find the sleep spell. "Try this on for size asshole" you smirk as you recite the magical incantation. "Cinderella Little Bo Peep, put this fucker right to sleep!" With that, you fall asleep. Your magic level is only a 1 and you totally screwed up the spell and cast it on yourself.
The androgynous bad guy unleashes his special attack. You are reduced to one hit point! Barely able to move, you feebly attempt to swing your sword in the direction of Mr. Androgynous. He deftly steps out of the way of your strike and mumbles something about you dying. He charges again, and just as he releases his androgynous attack, your father leaps in the path of it! Mr. Androgynous dissapears as quickly as he appeared. You manage to get to your feet and half-shuffle to where your father is laying. "<insert name here>, the time has finally come. You must stop the evil force of Zanadu before it's too late. Head to Black mountain. There you will find the source of Zanadu's power. You must hurry before darkness spreads across the land."
"who the hell is Zanadu?" you ask. "And how the hell do I stop him." "The sword is the key. Just remember, don't ever t......" With that, your father succumbs to his wounds.
As you sift through the pockets of your deceased father, a thought pops into your head. "there's something very familiar about all of this." that's when it hits you. "This....this is an RPG! Somehow I've been sucked into an RPG! Okay...I can do this. After all, I'm the greatest RPG player that ever lived! Let's see, what did father say? Head to black mountain. Okay. To Black Mountain it is then!
