User:Johannes

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What even is a Johannes™?[edit | edit source]

Johannes (full name Johannes Malthusich van Billy-Bob) is some sorry sack of stale crackers which inhabits the web and has joined this godforsaken place Feb. 26 of 2024, which is about two decades after this place became irrelevant. Feel free to talk!

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