User:JoeMonco/Fu Yan Jie
Fu Yan Jie (Chinese: 妇炎洁) is a mouthwash product/date-rape drug popular in China. It is also often misunderstood by non-native Chinese speakers as herbal medicine for virginal thrush[1]
Native usage[edit | edit source]
Confuscious says, "Simply put it in your mouth and even 70-year-old gorgeous women will fall in love with you - just look at that healthy-looking fat singer if you haven't been paying attention to the gossips and stuff."
In other parts of the world (according to advertisment)[edit | edit source]
"Fu Yan Jie is my mouthwash product of choice. My friend uses it a lot and he has just banged his neighbor's wife.
"I used to be a wuss, and women thought I was a freak. Now thanks to Fu Yan Jie I have just scored half a dozen supermodels, their mothers and all their immediate and extended families. Fu Yan Jie is my savior. Fu Yan Jie fulfills all my needs."
In Japan[edit | edit source]
"Fu Yan Jie gives you the sort of refreshing sensations that otherwise only a tentacle up in a school girl's miniskirt could offer."
In Nigeria[edit | edit source]
"I bought Fu Yan Jie in a box bundle and guess what? In it I found 10 billion dollars from a prince!"
In Zimbabwe[edit | edit source]
"Screw that! Who needs 10 billion dollars when you can have a whole box of Fu Yan Jie for just one million?"
On eBay[edit | edit source]
"Fast and effective delivery. A++++++++++++"
Footnotes[edit | edit source]
- ↑ "妇" = woman, "炎" = infection, "洁" = cleansing.