User:Joe9320/Marmite

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Scientific Information
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RootMa
Symbol
Signsizzling
TypeBlack Goo
Mass12 oz.
OriginYeast
SignificanceVaries from person to person
VariationsVegemite

Marmite is a quasi-vegetable by-product that has been considered by many British people as God's Gift to Man. In reality, it is nothing but a by-product of yeast, salt and burnt remains of cows which in this case may taste like its soup counterpart, Bovril.

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Bovril[edit | edit source]

Bovril is the by-product of Marmite produced when its melting point of 49 degrees Celsius had been reached.

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