User:JitenSama
Jiten-sama[edit | edit source]
| Tiger | |
|---|---|
| Scientific classification | |
| Kingdom | Rohan |
| Phylum | Phyle could not be retrieved |
| Class | Yes |
| Order | No |
| Family | Kitten |
| Genus | Hello Kitty |
| Species | Extinctous Specious |
| Binomial name | |
| Garfield felixosaurus | |
| Specifications | |
| Primary armament | Bad breath |
| Secondary armament | Scratching |
| Power supply | Fear of fear |
| Health | 4500^3 |
| Mana | |
| Strength | 4500^3 JJEP (Joules per Jet Engine Power) |
| Intelligence | Intel inside |
| Weight | 7560 Lb. |
| Length | (9'5)-(90'5) Ft |
| Special attack | † |
| Conservation status | |
| Dodo Alert Level I | |
credibility of this article[edit | edit source]
BE-lieve it!
Early life[edit | edit source]
pretty normal
now[edit | edit source]
not normal
death[edit | edit source]
in sevenn dayss I HAVE SEEN THE END!
species[edit | edit source]
some kind of humanoidish thing.
odd abilities[edit | edit source]
-the ability to catch bullets
-a whole bunch of other things
-the ability to make my hair go golden for some reason, gain inhuman strength, and make a huge freaking laser beam. i call this ability SUPER S.uper A.nnoying I.llogical Y.am A.nything N.ything that starts with n. just pissed me off and im a gonna---KAMAHAMEHA!!!!!!!!!!
notes and achievements[edit | edit source]
edit edit -inventor of the kamehameha, chidori, sarcasm, badass cats, nintendo, the internet, the word 'shadowrealm', and Liechtenstein
-awarded the tin cross in the great war of 2010
-has held the world championship title of Supreme Monk Saiyan Guy for the world championship of 'ninja' for 3 dynasies and running
-was the world champion of rock paper scissors lizard spock in 2011
-has seen the end
-co-creator of the ruby cube, the eco-friendly time machine, the rubber band, C4D news cast, etc.
-has been diagnosed as 97% positive for geek. note: also, jiten's dead body is worth 5550$, he can survive 59 seconds after kicking a bear in the balls, 1 minute and 49 being chained to a bunk bed with a velociraptor, is 2% effective as a human shield, can take on 33 5-year olds, 34 90-year olds, could last 110 days in his own home, 11 hours in his freezer, is wanted DOA in somalia, iraq, libya, and antarctica.
-has separately been calculated at 50, 78.3, 77.55, 100, 94, 82, 39 and 91% likelihood of surviving the zombie apocalypse.
power level[edit | edit source]
ITS OVER 9000!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
blood pressure[edit | edit source]
ITS OVER 9000!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
heartbeat[edit | edit source]
ITS OVER 9000!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
iq[edit | edit source]
ITS OVER 9000!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
gpa[edit | edit source]
ITS UNDER 9000!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
kd ratio[edit | edit source]
ITS OVER 9000!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
placing on leaderboard[edit | edit source]
ITS OVER 9000!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
how many fingers am i holding up?[edit | edit source]
ITS OVER 9000!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
pretty badass, right?