User:Jezzzter

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“What an asshole!”

~ Oscar Wilde on Jezzzter

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It all began when my mom fucked my dad. Then he became and alcoholic. Then i was picked on in school. Then he killed himself. Then i was picked on in school. Then I didn't turn emo. Then i graduated. Then i got a girlfriend. Then i dumped her. Then i wrote this.

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I'm an asshole. And original.

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