User:Jesusfreak/American Civil War (board game)

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American Civil War
Part of the Civil War (dur!)
Date April 12, 1861-April 9, 1865
Location the South (and sometimes the North)
Result Death for lots of people
Belligerents
Usflag.pngda North Rebel flag.pngda South
Commanders and leaders
Usflag.pngMany different commanders Rebel flag.pngRobert E. Lee
Strength
TBD 70,000
Casualties and losses
FauxCounter.gif 70,000

The American Civil War was a smashing scene with some lovely acting, in which da North "got jiggy wit" the Confederacy. This is it's story if it were a board game.

Force Selection[edit | edit source]

Union[edit | edit source]

Infantry x10 pv=500
Cavalry x10 pv=500
Artillery x5 pv=250
Ironclads x5 pv=250
Lincoln
+incompetent commanders pv=-1000
+superior numbers pv=2000
+better equipment pv=500
Total 3000 points

Special Rule: Enemies may continue to bring it up until player uses the "Grant Card"

Confederacy[edit | edit source]

Infantry x5 pv=250
Cavalry x5 pv=250
Artillery pv=150
Ironclads pv=100
Submarines pv=500
Davis
+good commanders pv=1000
+Rebel Yell pv=750
Total 3000 points

Special Rule: Don't even think about outnumbering the enemy (not enforced, that's just the way it is)

Great Britain[edit | edit source]

Infantry x10 pv=500
Cavalry x10 pv=500
Artillery x10 pv=500
Victoria
+world's greatest empire pv=2500
+world's greatest navy pv=3000
+sleeping giant pv=2000
Total 3000 points

Special Rule: May not enter game until after Antietam or until South plays "Get Out of Slavery Free" card, after that may enter if they wish.