User:JessicaSideways

Jessica Sideways
Age:	20
Nationality:	American/Australian
Religious stance:	Buddhist
Location:	Boulder, CO
Salary:	US$1
Uncyclopedia:Babel
lz-N This user is a native speaker of Lesbian. lz-N
lz-X This user only speaks Lesbian enough to seduce native Lesbian speakers . lz-X
vl-4 This user speaks Valley girl at a near-native level. vl-4
ca-X This user only speaks Canadian enough to seduce native Canadian speakers . ca-X
es-F This user got an F in Español and likes their native language better (if they have one). es-F
es-G This user does not speak Español and believes it to be an embarrassment to language. Furthermore, this user desires the genocide of all Español speakers. es-G