User:Jamesington/Bath Twister

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“Damn, I wanted a hotpoint not a Whirlpool.”

~ Oscar Wilde on Washing Machines

A Bath whirlpool as you can see a childs toy has met its end.

A Bath Twister (aquaticus tornadoicus) is a tornado which forms in the bath. It can suck up a cow and pull it down the plughole. Some whirlpools do form in the sea but they could only really drown an ant. However a bath whirlpool is something to be frightened about. It is so powerful it could suck your balls so hard they detatch, this is not good. Whirlpool, the company responsible for sucking your balls has admitted that they are responsible for killing 2 cows a cat 3 fish and thankfully 30 grues.