User:Iwillkillyou333/UnNews: Lil Wayne challenges Kayne West to a twinkie eating contest, Kayne wins.

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He looks like he's enjoying it

Universal Studios, Florida -- A event in the Universal park, where rapper Lil Wayne challenged fellow rapper Kayne West to a Twinkie eater, with West being the winner of the competition. The score was 86 to 55.

"I've never seen someone do such a thing," said a tourist, who watched the entire thing, "It was really a surprise."

Kayne, who is known for doing that stunt in the MTV Music Video Awards during Taylor Swift's award speech, has redeemed himself eating alot more Twinkies than Lil Wayne did. "Man, I didn't know I was going to get pwned," said Wayne in an interview, "I would not have challenged him if I knew he could eat all those Twinkies." While eating Twinkies, Kayne also rapped while eating. He did a different version of Stronger, saying, "When I eat a Twinkie, it can only make me stronger, I will eat alot, till I cant eat no longer, I know I got to eat more right now cause I can get much Stronger, Man I been eatting all night now that's how long I've been on ya'" and a different version of Heartless, singing, " In the night, I will tell you the coldest story ever told, when a guy's Twinkie got stolen, by a woman so heartless, how can you be so heartless." This amazed everybody, even Lil Wayne, who couldn't eat and rap at the samed time.

As a result, Kayne got the Twinkie Award of 2009. When asked If he is willing to go against Snoop Dogg, who ate as many as 98 Twinkies last year, he replied, "I don't know, that's one bad mother fucker, but I'm willing to take the challenge."